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My Baby's a Hank

Yo, my girl's a black beauty

A real Alister Crowley cutie

She's got black lipstick, and a real nice booty

I love her spikes, dig the chains

I love the way she wants to blow out my brains

But I can't help wonderin' what if,

She finds out I'm a god fearing baptist?

She's goth, she's a hank, she's mine

She's a punk, she's a skank, she's fine

She's dark like Jim Crow, but loves Kurt Cobain

Her sexy self-inflicted scars drive me insane

She's a manic depressive with the psycho drama

I think she gets it from too much Nirvana

Complete state of bliss

With her I feel like the Dhali Llama

She's got bangles with arm fishnets

Is that new Marilyn Manson album out yet?

She's Goth, she's a hank, she's mine

She's a punk, she's a skank, she's fine

Well the darkness has lifted and now it's dawn

What I mean is now my hank girl is gone

She took a hike and never said good-bye

She took my T.V and made me cry

It was never meant to be, who am I playin'?

I guess I'll stretch this rhyme and next time go Asian...

She's goth, she's a hank, she's mine

She's a punk, she's a skank, she'a fine

I'm the grape ass ape, my rhymin' is great

Ya listen to my song as ya masturbate

Rockin' and rollin', my money got stolen

By the ho who's hole I put my pole in

Diseased and rotten, praise the teeth I've gotten

But I'd trade the rest in for some oxycotton

Gross and crude, so damn rude

Smokin' weed the cops I seem to alude

I went to jail, Yo, I had to pay bail

Picked up the soap, that's when I got the rail

Tossin' salad with jelly or butter

My favorite ass-treat is fluffenutter

I don't care if you're a man or a chick

I just need a place to chaef my dick

I'm the great monkey master, rappin' bout disaster

Ya better watch out, my rhyme is goin' faster

I'm the Grape Ass Ape, my cock's your fate

Spread my love butter all over your face

I gotta bigger flesh bannana then any mamma-jamma

I'll pound a nail to your board with my big meat hammer

All the girlies in the club on ecstacy

I do a little dance to take 'em home with me

Then I drop 'em at the clinic for their S.T.D's

Ya better watch out for blood in your pee

Yo, green is for the money, and gold is for the honey

Got more girls under my covers than the playboy bunny

The meat curtains I seek don't have to be sleek

They can fall about all loose and weak

Got a King Kong dong, swingin' two feet long

Girls affixiate on the end of my shlong

I'm a grape ass monkey, feelin' real funky

Down at the thrift store with the cocaine junkie

I'm the grape ass gorilla, the one thrilla'

Know to the girlies as the virgin killa'

I've gotten more spreads then butter on toast

Cuz I got the green, I don't mean to boast

I once was poor, now I'm livin' large

I got ten shofars to drive two cars

Cuz I'm the Grape Ass Ape, I love to rape

And I just made it legal in all fifty states...

SPANGLY MEAT

Verse 1:

Yo, this is the plan to stop the man

We'll crank this shit with a hip-hop jam

When I'm rockin on the mic just let me be

All the ladies in the club wanna dance with me

I'll gag your chick with my giant dick

Just the tip of my meat will make her sick

Chorus:

Got thumbs for toes, and hands for feet

Dancin' with sickness is my spangly meat

Verse 2:

Yoor wedding ring don't mean a thing

The girls call me sire cuz I am the king

I live a hard life, I beat your wife

stab that bitch with O.J's knife

I'm lovin, I'm givin', you're takin', you're recievin'

When you find out what you got, you'll be grievin'

You put out when put on the spot

I never mentioned I had crotch rot?

Chorus:

Got thumbs for toes, and hands for feet

Infect all the ladies with my spangly meat

Verse 3:

My lefty hits first, the with a sudden burst

Blow my load now you got the curse

Peepin' like Tom, while you're in the tub

I saw that spot you forgot to scrub

My best girls' lips were brown and stinky

So I traded her up for a brand new pinky

Yo, I'm the Grape Ass Ape, ya gotta love me

But don't tie me down, I gotta be free

Laugh like Sweeney while your throat is splittin'

Cuttin' your throat will stop your bitchin'

I do the best surgery in my kitchen

And just think you only came over to have me sign a petition...

Yo, honey listen up, don't let your attention stray

I know somethin's up cuz I can smell tuna a mile away

Tell me the truth, baby, no more lies

How many other people dive in you thighs?

I ain't sayin you're cheatin but you must understand

Ya do the nasty in a day more than you can count with one hand

Why ya gotta say that too me?

But I ain't got a V.D

Why ya gotta be like that?

Cuz my Punani looks like a inside out rat?

Lemme just say I can tell ya have a lot of men

Your vag couldn't be tight even if you did kegels like a super friend

You go go to "Walmart" for a late night sales

I'm chokin my chicken here while you're out gettin' slammed

I loved you until the minute you opened your mouth

After that you made all ex-slaves want to go south

Why Ya gotta say that to me?

Cuz I got every know S.T.D?

Why Ya Gotta Be Dissin'?

Cuz I Spent A Week At "Lesbian Comission"?

In the morning I wake up next to my slut

Brush my teeth, take a piss and leave the seat up

This life just can't go on but I know it will

Cuz I won't give in until I get my fill

Tmp, imp, imp, imp, imp

Imp, imp, imp, imp the dimp

Now I'm at the job moochin' off the family

The pay isn't good but nothin else is more manly

Thriller jacket on the street, dancin for bruthas

Yellow jumpsuit, I'm bruce Lee brother

Imp, imp, imp, imp, imp

Imp, imp, imp, imp the dimp

Grape Ass Ape, or Ape(s) are not real apes, gorillas, chimpanzees, monkeys r an other primate or mammal ( except human ). Grape Ass Ape doesn't give two sweet fucks if he has offende you, your race, or your gender. If he has why don't you shove your head directly up your ass and then please kill yourself.


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		Yo Yo Yo, This is the lyrics page. It is so damn time consuming to write this shit down, so please enjoy. ( or else )						My Baby's a Hank Verse 1: Yo, my girl's a black beauty A real Alister Crowley cutie She's got black lipstick, and a real nice booty I love her spikes, dig the chains I love the way she wants to blow out my brains But I can't help wonderin' what if, She finds out I'm a god fearing baptist? Chorus: She's goth, she's a hank, she's mine She's a punk, she's a skank, she's fine Verse 2: She's dark like Jim Crow, but loves Kurt Cobain Her sexy self-inflicted scars drive me insane She's a manic depressive with the psycho drama I think she gets it from too much Nirvana Complete state of bliss With her I feel like the Dhali Llama She's got bangles with arm fishnets Is that new Marilyn Manson album out yet? Chorus: She's Goth, she's a hank, she's mine She's a punk, she's a skank, she's fine Verse 3: Well the darkness has lifted and now it's dawn What I mean is now my hank girl is gone She took a hike and never said good-bye She took my T.V and made me cry It was never meant to be, who am I playin'? I guess I'll stretch this rhyme and next time go Asian... Chorus: She's goth, she's a hank, she's mine She's a punk, she's a skank, she'a fine Grape Ass Ape Verse 1: I'm the grape ass ape, my rhymin' is great Ya listen to my song as ya masturbate Rockin' and rollin', my money got stolen By the ho who's hole I put my pole in Diseased and rotten, praise the teeth I've gotten But I'd trade the rest in for some oxycotton Gross and crude, so damn rude Smokin' weed the cops I seem to alude Verse 2: I went to jail, Yo, I had to pay bail Picked up the soap, that's when I got the rail Tossin' salad with jelly or butter My favorite ass-treat is fluffenutter I don't care if you're a man or a chick I just need a place to chaef my dick I'm the great monkey master, rappin' bout disaster Ya better watch out, my rhyme is goin' faster Verse 3: I'm the Grape Ass Ape, my cock's your fate Spread my love butter all over your face I gotta bigger flesh bannana then any mamma-jamma I'll pound a nail to your board with my big meat hammer All the girlies in the club on ecstacy I do a little dance to take 'em home with me Then I drop 'em at the clinic for their S.T.D's Ya better watch out for blood in your pee Verse 4: Yo, green is for the money, and gold is for the honey Got more girls under my covers than the playboy bunny The meat curtains I seek don't have to be sleek They can fall about all loose and weak Got a King Kong dong, swingin' two feet long Girls affixiate on the end of my shlong I'm a grape ass monkey, feelin' real funky Down at the thrift store with the cocaine junkie Verse 5: I'm the grape ass gorilla, the one thrilla' Know to the girlies as the virgin killa' I've gotten more spreads then butter on toast Cuz I got the green, I don't mean to boast I once was poor, now I'm livin' large I got ten shofars to drive two cars Cuz I'm the Grape Ass Ape, I love to rape And I just made it legal in all fifty states... SPANGLY MEAT Verse 1: Yo, this is the plan to stop the man We'll crank this shit with a hip-hop jam When I'm rockin on the mic just let me be All the ladies in the club wanna dance with me I'll gag your chick with my giant dick Just the tip of my meat will make her sick Chorus: Got thumbs for toes, and hands for feet Dancin' with sickness is my spangly meat Verse 2: Yoor wedding ring don't mean a thing The girls call me sire cuz I am the king I live a hard life, I beat your wife stab that bitch with O.J's knife I'm lovin, I'm givin', you're takin', you're recievin' When you find out what you got, you'll be grievin' You put out when put on the spot I never mentioned I had crotch rot? Chorus: Got thumbs for toes, and hands for feet Infect all the ladies with my spangly meat Verse 3: My lefty hits first, the with a sudden burst Blow my load now you got the curse Peepin' like Tom, while you're in the tub I saw that spot you forgot to scrub My best girls' lips were brown and stinky So I traded her up for a brand new pinky Yo, I'm the Grape Ass Ape, ya gotta love me But don't tie me down, I gotta be free Laugh like Sweeney while your throat is splittin' Cuttin' your throat will stop your bitchin' I do the best surgery in my kitchen And just think you only came over to have me sign a petition... You Is a Ho Verse 1: Yo, honey listen up, don't let your attention stray I know somethin's up cuz I can smell tuna a mile away Tell me the truth, baby, no more lies How many other people dive in you thighs? I ain't sayin you're cheatin but you must understand Ya do the nasty in a day more than you can count with one hand Chorus: You Is A Ho Why ya gotta say that too me? But you Is A Ho But I ain't got a V.D You Is A Ho Why ya gotta be like that? But You Is A Ho Cuz my Punani looks like a inside out rat? Verse 2: Lemme just say I can tell ya have a lot of men Your vag couldn't be tight even if you did kegels like a super friend You go go to "Walmart" for a late night sales I'm chokin my chicken here while you're out gettin' slammed I loved you until the minute you opened your mouth After that you made all ex-slaves want to go south Chorus: You Is A Ho Why Ya gotta say that to me? But You Is A Ho Cuz I got every know S.T.D? You Is A Ho Why Ya Gotta Be Dissin'? But you Is A Ho Cuz I Spent A Week At "Lesbian Comission"? Imp The Dimp Verse 1: In the morning I wake up next to my slut Brush my teeth, take a piss and leave the seat up This life just can't go on but I know it will Cuz I won't give in until I get my fill Chorus: Tmp, imp, imp, imp, imp Imp, imp, imp, imp the dimp Verse 2: Now I'm at the job moochin' off the family The pay isn't good but nothin else is more manly Thriller jacket on the street, dancin for bruthas Yellow jumpsuit, I'm bruce Lee brother Chorus: Imp, imp, imp, imp, imp Imp, imp, imp, imp the dimp



		Enter supporting content here Grape Ass Ape, or Ape(s) are not real apes, gorillas, chimpanzees, monkeys r an other primate or mammal ( except human ). Grape Ass Ape doesn't give two sweet fucks if he has offende you, your race, or your gender. If he has why don't you shove your head directly up your ass and then please kill yourself.


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