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Hey Everbody, how ya all doin'? Super!! Now that's enough of that..well all that happened this month is the site was published. Check out the lyrics because we're lazy fuck offs and need to finish the album.

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Phone: (800) 555-5555 ( pst, it's a fake number..)

Grape Ass Ape, or Ape(s) are not real apes, gorillas, chimpanzees, monkeys r an other primate or mammal ( except human ). Grape Ass Ape doesn't give two sweet fucks if he has offende you, your race, or your gender. If he has why don't you shove your head directly up your ass and then please kill yourself.